
my husband drove his truck over a small wall today…it took multiple guys from the U.S. Army, Charlie Troop, 1-14 cav , to literally pick the front end of the truck up, while someone else pulled it with their truck from behind.

Submitted by: michelle barrett

I was working late a few nights ago, and my husband (kind as he is) thought he would help out by doing some laundry. Unfortunately, he forgot to check the pockets and blew up an ink pen in the dryer…for the second time.
Submitted by: Erika B.

I asked my husband to put the artificial Christmas tree back in the attic. He stumbled and fell where we had yet to put floorboards down and fell through the ceiling. Fortunately, my dad is handy, fixed it. My husband decided to paint over where my Dad did the repair and failed to put down any drop cloths or remove his shoes before he walked around the house, so there was paint tracked through the entire house.
Submitted by: Jasmine

My husband sent me an email while I was at work: “Never use regular dish soap in a pinch. At least the floor is clean!”. Ummm…speechless.
Submitted by: Jen

Husband vs. Microwave French Fries. While visiting my mother-in-law, my husband decided to make a snack. My mother-in-law says her house and microwave still smells like burnt fries.
(*Note* in my husbands defense, he claims to have followed the directions…)
Submitted by: Court